That packing a car for a weekend trip takes three hours which is as long as the drive.
The best part of laying on the beach is when your baby falls asleep on your chest... She is going to make one crazy tan line.
A good breakfast is eating the dinner you had to take to go the night before when the kids had a meltdown at dinner.
That a good movie night is anything I mean anything other than Barbie dancing, yep that is right any movie like....Ice Age, Open Season, Shrek anything with adult humor that the girls do not understand...yet
Your fist aid kit consists of alcohol, swabs, betadine, epi pen and band aids not just ordinary band aids but Strawberry Shortcake, Princesses, and all things girly.
When your husband calls you "Mommy"...yea it gives me the heebee jeebies too....
When you spell any and all bad words and even some names so when you are gossiping about your neighbor...your conversation is not repeated to your neighbor by your daughter!!
You know you have a lot of girls when you do a black wash, white wash and the biggest wash of the day is the pink wash.
That chicken nuggets are a food group and the veggie group is French fries.
Wiping a snotty nose on your sleeve is OK... Snot is just salty water!!!
It is normal to have a traveling potty in the back of your SUV and your child actually uses it.
Talking about birthing techniques, breastfeeding, poopy diapers and even your children's bathroom habits are normal...no it is even appropriate dinner conversation.
That saying its just a fluff makes your child's noxious gas cute.
Dora and Deigo teach wonderful family values!!! Yes I call them by their first names we are that close.
That talking to yourself is normal, and having a deep meaningful conversation is possible with a toddler or even better your husband!!
Life is like a fairy tale.
That fairy's, wicked witches, talking animals, princess and happily ever after exists.
THIS TAKES THE CAKE...I SAT IN THE CAR TODAY DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR MY KEYS FOR AT LEAST 5 MINS...LOOKING EVERYWHERE BOTTOM OF MY PURSE, SEAT, IN THE SHOPPING CART...AS I SIT THERE IN MY CAR RACKING MY BRAIN WHERE ARE MY KEYS....I REALIZE THE CAR IS RUNNING.......
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Dora and Diegos backpack-backpack song is always playing in my head.
You are awesome. Make everything so funny
love the stories. Keep em up!!!!!
Awesome stories. love your humor. beautiful family.
I cant wait for the next story posting. very funny and well written stories. I'll keep checking. keep it up.
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